• Question: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    Asked by bradders369 to Asif, Laura, Lena, Sean, Viv on 14 Mar 2012.
    • Photo: Viv Lyons

      Viv Lyons answered on 13 Mar 2012:

      clearly the answer is:

      As much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

    • Photo: Asif Naseer

      Asif Naseer answered on 13 Mar 2012:

      Lolz…It depends on the apetite of the woodchuck 😉

    • Photo: Laura Waters

      Laura Waters answered on 14 Mar 2012:

      :-~

    • Photo: Sean Murphy

      Sean Murphy answered on 14 Mar 2012:

      A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck’s name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.

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